The second night of Med Show was also a success. Except that it was a really tough crowd this night. I think it might have been the difference in the ticket prices. Thursday night was $5, while Friday was night was $10 advance or $30 at the door. Maybe our show isn't "$10 funny", but its "$5 funny" -- because on Thursday night the crowd was rolling around laughing at ANYTHING, while Friday night some of our jokes got absolutely no response (which is very scary when you are on stage).
After intermission the crowd definitely loosened up (and all the med students got drunk), because the 3rd and 4th years got tons of laughs (and random drunken phrases yelled at them). So it was still a success.
Here are the lyrics to one of the 4th years' songs. I must give a disclaimer to the nursing students that occasionally read my blog: This song is hurtful to nurses/women. The song previous to this one made fun of med students (i.e. killing patients, prescribing wrong drugs, dropping babies, etc.), while this one makes fun of nurses (who apparently give 3rd/4th year meds a really hard time when they're on the wards). Still I think the lyrics are brilliant, please enjoy and remember that I love nurses (especially one in particular).
Nurses' Song
Nurses we are overjoyed
To meet you face to face
You've been getting quite a name
All around the place
Being bitches
Screwing up the meds
Now we understand you're whores
But at least you give good head
So you are a nurse
You're a wonderful nurse
Prove to me that you're the best
Let me look upon your breasts
If that you will do
Then my hats off to you
Come on show me those boobs
Nurses you just won't believe
The shit you've stirred up here
Your incompetence is all
So very fucking clear
Oh telling Doctors
What they ought to try
When in fact your management
Would make our patients die
So you are a nurse You're a competent nurse
Show me all that you were taught
Go fill up my coffeepot
And then go beserk
When I ask you to work
Come on show me those boobs
Nurses like to bitch and moan
They often go on strike
They somehow think their job is more
Than just the village bike
Oh... if you really
Want to get respect
Come right here
And tell me why
The vitals aren't done yet [Yells: It's basically your entire job!!!]
So you are a nurse
Yes a superstar nurse
Prove that you're as good as me
Do this Neurosurgery
Or maybe instead
You should just change the bed
Come on show me those boobs
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I'd like to thank you for the disclaimer. Cause man, I would have some stuff to say about that. Although it is a joke and it is a pretty funny song when taken as a joke. But we all know that in reality, if you didn't have beautiful nurses who would really go to med school, and well, without them all the patients would most certainly die cause no one would care for them. :)
Did you know that when your brother was born there wasn't a doctor in sight! Yeah for the nurses!!!! Love Mom
so thats what's wrong with him.
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