Vic: Should be a close match today, Kenny. We have the "Dedicated Enema Technicians" versus the "Perianal Fistual Fixers".
Kenny: Hehehehe. Peri*anal*.
Vic: Kenny!! Enough! We have Guy LaDouche on scene for an interview.
Guy: Hello. I *ass*ume you will win the Med Monster Mash costume competition. What do you think?!
Contestant 1: I have blood in my stool!!!
Contestant 2: I like dirty girls!!
Guy: You are so turning Guy on!
Captain Tenneal: Leeeeeeet's git it on!
If you haven't seen MXC on Spike TV this won't make much sense to you. This year for the Med Monster Mash dance, me and a bunch of friends got together for a group costume. Although the costume prize went to Chris dressed as Gwen Stefani and a bunch of girls dressed as his/her Harajuku Girls, it was still good times.
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